weekend

rendered speechless

ME: “Where will you be in 10 years?”  DATE #1: “Drinking Malibu.” ME: “Describe America in one word.” DATE #2: “Cool.” ME: “Well…have a fun night!” DATE #7: “Wow! I’m just so happy….Wow…..Okay….Thank you….this has been so fantastic…” * Um. Please gain some self-control and do not get the wrong idea here, sir. These were […]

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